Researchers at Ashesi University have found a previously undetected link between ‘No bed syndrome’ and the ‘brainless leaders’ gene. The findings shed new light on the deplorable condition which recently claimed the life of a 70 year old man. The study which involved nearly 70 nations found that found those with a higher level of…
Guys Bawumia responds to #OpenUGMCNow by increasing his UK health insurance cover
Vice President Guys Bawumia has responded to calls for the immediate opening of the 597-bed University of Ghana Medical Centre by increasing his UK private medical care cover. Speaking at a press conference over the weekend, Bawumia who travelled to Guy’s Hospital in the UK earlier this year to receive life-saving medical treatment responded to…
Nyantakyi replaces legal team with multi-pocket jacket
Under-fire GFA boss Kwesi Nyantakyi has replaced his legal team with a multi-pocket jacket after an initial round of questioning at the Police Headquarters in Accra. In a brief interaction with the press, the FA boss described his new multi-pocket jacket as “the best defense team money can buy.” Mr. Nyantakyi who has been in…
MPs lobby for corruption money (CoMo) interoperability system
A cross party group of MPs has urged government to build “a corruption money (CoMo) interoperability system by the end of the year.” It is hoped that the CoMo interoperability system, which will be managed by the All Party Group on Corruption Money Interoperability (APGCMI), will enhance the ability of opposition politicians to partake in…
Gov’t to reduce unemployment by hiring more presidential staffers
President Akufo-Addo has unveiled an ambitious plan to tackle youth unemployment by “creating more jobs for the boys”. A statement released this morning said the initiative is a partnership between the Akufo-Addo government and NPP footsoldiers which aims at providing hundreds of card-bearing party members an opportunity to fill their pockets. In addition to the…
Suspended Dep. Sports Minister quits politics to become full time ‘visa connection man’
The suspended Deputy Sports Minister, Pious Enam Hadzide has reportedly quit politics to pursue a career in visa racketeering. A close friend admitted the disgraced former deputy minister’s talent and skills set are less suited for public service, adding that “Pious is more cut out for operating fraudulent schemes as he has shown with this…
NADA to renegotiate Ghana-US deal with Trump via Twitter
Details have emerged that President Akufo-Addo plans to renegotiate the terms of the controversial Ghana-US military corporation agreement using Twitter. Jubilee House insiders say Akufo-Addo will seek to conduct renegotiations directly with the US president via Twitter. It is unclear when renegotiation process will begin but President Trump, who often uses Twitter to share his…
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