The Christian Council of Ghana has unveiled the blessings price list for its national cathedral fundraising event. A statement from CCG said “the affordable price list means everyone- however poor you are, can afford to buy a portion of God’s blessings.” The fundraising event, to be run under the slogan – “Give or you shall…
Police to hire crack team of prophets to tackle armed robbery
The Ghana Police Service is expected to announce the formation of a special unit of prophets to deal with the spate of daring broad daylight armed robberies across the country. The new unit will be known as PHONEY – Prophetic Helicopter Operations & National Emergency Yellers. The prophets will be expected to use their spiritual…
Martin Amidu aka ‘Killer Nkuto’ go feature for next Black Panther movie inside
Chale! We hear say the next Black Panther movie go feature Ghana’s number one anti-corruption commando ‘Killer Nkuto’. The movie makers say Killer Nkuto in character go fit dema new storyline like the skinny jeans you buy from Kantamanto. For the movie inside, T’Challa send Killer Nkuto say make he go deal plus the corrupt…
Hand of God healed me, insists man who travelled 5000km for medical care
A man who recently travelled over 5000km and paid thousands of pounds to access life-saving medical treatment has insisted that his healing was down to divine providence. Speaking on Sunday, Vice President Guys Bawumia said his decision to go on “medical leave” abroad had nothing to do with a lack of confidence in the Ghanaian…
Facebook launches CompoundHouse to allow Ghanaian users to trade insults
Facebook Inc has launched CompoundHouse to allow users in Ghana to shamelessly exchange insults and abuse. The new feature will appear as a “boxing glove” icon at the bottom of the Facebook app and will allow users to publicly slander each other and embarrass themselves. Facebook CompoundHouse takes its name from a popular Ghanaian shared…
Canadian who bet $10k on Accra floods bets on another gas explosion by end of 2017
The Canadian man who scooped a handsome winning in 2016 with a $10,000 bet on the Accra floods has once again placed a ‘sure banker’ on another gas explosion happening in Accra next year. The bet follows Saturday’s apocalyptic gas explosion at a fuel station in Atomic Junction, Accra- the third gas explosion in the…
ISIL outsources killing of Americans to the NRA
The Islamic State has outsourced its US citizens killing operations to the US-based National Rifle Association. An announcement on ISIL’s official Amaq news channel said, “the all-powerful gun lobby group – the NRA, offers a more cost-effective way of killing Americans. They will facilitate the mass killing of Americans, on their homeland, at just 0.002%…
PepperDemMinistries sends pepper bouquet to Saudi king to mark kingdom’s arrival into 21st century
The PepperDemMinistries have sent a flaming red hot gift of pepper bouquet to Saudi Arabia’s King Salman to mark the Gulf nation’s arrival into the 21st century. The unusual gift arrived at the king’s palace a day after a royal decree was issued to allow women to drive by June 2018. According to the pepper-dishing…