Facebook Inc has launched CompoundHouse to allow users in Ghana to shamelessly exchange insults and abuse. The new feature will appear as a “boxing glove” icon at the bottom of the Facebook app and will allow users to publicly slander each other and embarrass themselves. Facebook CompoundHouse takes its name from a popular Ghanaian shared…
Canadian who bet $10k on Accra floods bets on another gas explosion by end of 2017
The Canadian man who scooped a handsome winning in 2016 with a $10,000 bet on the Accra floods has once again placed a ‘sure banker’ on another gas explosion happening in Accra next year. The bet follows Saturday’s apocalyptic gas explosion at a fuel station in Atomic Junction, Accra- the third gas explosion in the…
ISIL outsources killing of Americans to the NRA
The Islamic State has outsourced its US citizens killing operations to the US-based National Rifle Association. An announcement on ISIL’s official Amaq news channel said, “the all-powerful gun lobby group – the NRA, offers a more cost-effective way of killing Americans. They will facilitate the mass killing of Americans, on their homeland, at just 0.002%…
PepperDemMinistries sends pepper bouquet to Saudi king to mark kingdom’s arrival into 21st century
The PepperDemMinistries have sent a flaming red hot gift of pepper bouquet to Saudi Arabia’s King Salman to mark the Gulf nation’s arrival into the 21st century. The unusual gift arrived at the king’s palace a day after a royal decree was issued to allow women to drive by June 2018. According to the pepper-dishing…
Ivory Coast to appeal ITLOS ruling; demands to settle dispute with a football match
The protracted maritime boundary dispute between Ghana and Ivory Coast, which seemed to have been settled by last Saturday’s International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea ruling, has taken an unexpected turn. Sources say the Ivorian government plans to appeal the maritime tribunal to have the case moved from the courtroom to the football…
Gov’t unveils Free Israel Pilgrimage logo
Following its practice of creating logos for flagship policies, the Akufo-Addo administration has unveiled a logo for its ‘cerebrally weak’ Free Israel Pilgrimage Programme. The unveiling took place at the Kotoka International Airport during a farewell ceremony for the first batch of christian pilgrims to be airlifted to Israel by the kind courtesy of the…
“Stop whining”, insist people who’ve spent the last 8yrs whining about everything
People who have spent the last 8 years whining about the “deplorable state of our country” and the fact the “nothing works in Ghana” have told Ghanaians to stop whining. Despite spending every minute under the previous NDC administration whining on social media and the radio stations about everything including the intensity of the 2016…
NPP footsoldiers defend right of politicians to tell lies
Footsoldiers of the ruling New Patriotic Party have defended the right of Honourable Adwoa Safo to “routinely lie, and behave like a politician.” A footsoldier of the NPP- the party which won last year’s elections on a message of change, said “lying has a long and distinguished lineage in Ghanaian politics, and should therefore be protected…