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Akufo Addo creates new Ministry for Strategic Dev’t of Jobs For The Boys

Akufo Addo creates new Ministry for Strategic Dev’t of Jobs For The Boys

The new government led by Nana Akufo Addo will have a new ministry to oversee the creation of more jobs for friends and other party functionaries. The new Ministry for Strategic Development of Jobs For The Boys has been tasked with the development of new and innovation ways of splitting up existing ministries and creating…

NPP footsoldiers planning to respond to every criticism by shouting ‘CHANGE’

Footsoldiers of the ruling New Patriotic Party – which won the December elections on a message of change- have unveiled a new PR plan that involves shouting ‘Change’ at anyone who criticizes the new administration. The footsoldiers say the new PR plan has proved “exceptionally successful” in deflecting criticisms levelled against President Akufo-Addo, after parts of his…

Mahama to commission second phase of Special Voting project 

President John Mahama will commission the second phase of the Shambolic Special Voting project during the final leg of his last-minute project commissioning mania. According to officials, the Special Voting project, which is a joint venture by the Electoral Commission and the Mahama government, “demonstrates both side’s commitment to incompetence.” The second phase of the Special…

‘Neutral’ declared word of the year

Ghana Institute of Linguistics has declared ‘neutral’ as its 2016 word of the year, reflecting a year dominated by fractious political discourse within the Ghanaian social media community. ‘Neutral’ beat contenders like ‘kpokpogbligbli’ and ‘pro-bono’, after its usage among social media commentators surged over 59,000% in the last week. The adjective has been in existence…

Dubai residents demand apology for Circle interchange comparison

Residents of Dubai are reportedly demanding an immediate apology from the government of Ghana, after officials claimed Accra has been “transformed into Dubai”, following the inauguration of a Brazilian government funded interchange in the heart of the capital city. An official statement said the residents of Dubai have taken offense to the unfavourably comparison, describing…

The Trump Card: Racists, misogynists and bigots all considering career in politics 

Following the shock victory of Donald Trump in the US election, fellow racists, misogynists and bigots are reportedly considering the idea of entering mainstream politics. A bigot who identified himself Mr. Pillock said Donald Trump’s victory meant they can now play ‘The Trump card’ and still expect to win elections. “If you’re a misogynist, racist,…

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