Azar paint runs out of metallic gold paint after bizarre order from man named Nam One

Azar Chemicals Limited, manufacturers of the popular Azar paint, says it stock of metallic gold spray paint has completely sold out after receiving “a significantly high order from a customer who identified himself as Nam One.”

The head of the Azar sales team disclosed that they “normally sell just about a thousand gallons of the metallic gold paint in a year; usually to Kwame Despite who likes to paint his gates metallic gold, so this bulk order of 100,000 gallons is really unusual.”

“All I’d say is that Nam One is definitely painting more than gates.”

The sales executive was reluctant to give further details for fear of breaching customer confidentiality, but one insider disclosed that “the mystery customer said something about producing and selling aurum utalium coins.”

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