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Azar paint runs out of metallic gold paint after bizarre order from man named Nam One

Azar paint runs out of metallic gold paint after bizarre order from man named Nam One

Azar Chemicals Limited, manufacturers of the popular Azar paint, says it stock of metallic gold spray paint has completely sold out after receiving “a significantly high order from a customer who identified himself as Nam One.” The head of the Azar sales team disclosed that they “normally sell just about a thousand gallons of the…

Cedi plunges against NPP membership card

Ghana’s cedi has plunged to an all time low after financial market analysts confirmed that an NPP membership card is worth much more than the national currency. The cedi has been volatile for months because of a weak economy and financial difficulties at local banks but the latest drop in its value against the NPP…

“Lengthy jail time will only apply to petty thieves”, gov’t assures rouge bankers

The government is set to announce plans to build “a justice system which severely punishes petty thieves, while allowing criminals in suits and three-piece agbadas to benefit from institutionalised non-enforcement practices.” Speaking at a press conference this morning, Gloria Akuffo assured rouge bankers that any investigation into fraudulent activity in the banking industry would continue…

Suspended Dep. Sports Minister quits politics to become full time ‘visa connection man’

The suspended Deputy Sports Minister, Pious Enam Hadzide has reportedly quit politics to pursue a career in visa racketeering. A close friend admitted the disgraced former deputy minister’s talent and skills set are less suited for public service, adding that “Pious is more cut out for operating fraudulent schemes as he has shown with this…

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