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T. B. Duncan-Judas commands Ghana to rise from HIPC

T. B. Duncan-Judas commands Ghana to rise from HIPC

The Reverend Archbishop Major General Dr. T. B. Duncan-Judas has “commanded” Ghana to rise from its recently acquired Highly Indebted Poor Country (HIPC) status. Leading worshippers at Monday night’s service, the CEO and founder of Holy Gospel Anointed Mountain Of Abundant Faith and Blessings International Believers Ministries blamed “demons and mysterious dwarfs” for the country’s…

Trotro driver dresses like Anas to scare off corrupt police

Anas Aremeyaw Anas has, undoubtedly, become the most feared “corruption buster” in Ghana and now one trotro driver is testing the limits to which the journalist’s name and image can be used to fight the pervasive corruption in the country. Kweku, a trotro driver who plies the Nkrumah Circle-Madina route, says he has been able to…

Utility companies propose 0% increase in efficiency

The Electricity Company of Ghana (ECG) and the Ghana Water Company Limited (GWCL) have both called for a 0% increase in the efficient delivery of services for the rest of the year. The proposal was announced at a public hearing organised by the Public Utilities Regulatory Commission (PURC) to explore how far the two utility companies can…

Azorka Boys to recruit violent policeman

Azorka Boys, a group of violent thugs specialising in political violence has revealed its intentions to recruit Annan O, the trotro-passenger-beating police officer. In a statement released this morning, the Azorka Boys said: “We are always on the look out for fresh talent and we think we have found someone who fits the bill. The police…

Striking doctors to offer free check-ups to “other bootlickers suffering from idiocy”

Doctors currently striking over conditions of service say they will offer “thorough medical check-ups to all bootlickers and minions of the government who seem to be showing signs of idiocy.” Executives of the Ghana Medical Association (GMA) said they are treating the high prevalence of idiocy among the government’s bootlickers and flatterers as an emergency.…

These plastic bags are definitely NPP supporters- NDC man

In keeping with the ruling NDC’s standard reaction to anything or anyone who disagrees with any government policy, an NDC foot soldier has accused all non-biodegradable plastic bags of supporting the opposition NPP. “I believe that these plastic bags are all NPP supporters. They all want to disgrace the current NDC administration. They are nation…

Top 5 Kpakpakpa rich list

The first-ever Kpakpakpa rich list has been published by Goofman AMC, a Ghanaian wealth management firm. The list which was compiled after months of research reveals for the first time, the heavyweights in the acquisition of wealth via Kpakpakpa means.  Below is the list of the top 5 Kpakpakpa rich list.    #1 ALFRED WOYOME Est.…

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