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Azorka Boys to recruit violent policeman

Azorka Boys to recruit violent policeman

Azorka Boys, a group of violent thugs specialising in political violence has revealed its intentions to recruit Annan O, the trotro-passenger-beating police officer. In a statement released this morning, the Azorka Boys said: “We are always on the look out for fresh talent and we think we have found someone who fits the bill. The police…

Striking doctors to offer free check-ups to “other bootlickers suffering from idiocy”

Doctors currently striking over conditions of service say they will offer “thorough medical check-ups to all bootlickers and minions of the government who seem to be showing signs of idiocy.” Executives of the Ghana Medical Association (GMA) said they are treating the high prevalence of idiocy among the government’s bootlickers and flatterers as an emergency.…

These plastic bags are definitely NPP supporters- NDC man

In keeping with the ruling NDC’s standard reaction to anything or anyone who disagrees with any government policy, an NDC foot soldier has accused all non-biodegradable plastic bags of supporting the opposition NPP. “I believe that these plastic bags are all NPP supporters. They all want to disgrace the current NDC administration. They are nation…

Top 5 Kpakpakpa rich list

The first-ever Kpakpakpa rich list has been published by Goofman AMC, a Ghanaian wealth management firm. The list which was compiled after months of research reveals for the first time, the heavyweights in the acquisition of wealth via Kpakpakpa means.  Below is the list of the top 5 Kpakpakpa rich list.    #1 ALFRED WOYOME Est.…

Muntari to help junior doctors retrieve unpaid salaries 

Former Black Stars player Sulley Muntari has offered to help retrieve the salaries of junior doctors who have not been paid for almost a year. The midfielder says he has acquired “extensive experience in dealing with such matters” from his time with the national football team. Muntari is reportedly horrified by the plight of the 91…

FDA bans sex pills with crap names

What is in a name? When it comes to sexual enhancement drugs, a name can literally lift or flop a product. A product’s name should be meaningful, catchy and potent- especially when the product boasts of unparalleled libido-lifting powers. Ironically, two sexual enhancement drugs which promise to give men everlasting erection have been given eternal…

Armed robbers demand licence to operate after minister suggests licensing Azorka Boys 

Dozens of individuals claiming to be armed robbers, most using head scarves or hoods to hide their faces, demonstrated in Accra this morning, demanding working licences to operate legally across the country. Their demand was prompted by recent suggestions by Interior Minister, Mark Woyongo to legalise the activities of thugs and yobs who operate on behalf…

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