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Parliament orders Ken Agyapong to have a Val’s Day dinner with Afia Schwar

Parliament orders Ken Agyapong to have a Val’s Day dinner with Afia Schwar

In the spirit of the season, Parliament has appropriately turned to Cupid to help resolve a senseless row involving an MP and an MC. Parliament has ordered disHonourable Ken Agyapong to wine and dine the indelicate radio and TV presenter Afia Schwarzenegger on Valentine’s Day in an attempt to draw a line under the pair’s…

Power Minister sets up commission to establish distinction between ‘dumsor’ and ‘load shedding’

In keeping with the current trend of setting up committees as a solution to all our national challenges, the Power Minister has set up a committee to establish a clear distinction between the terms ‘dumsor’ and ‘load shedding.’ Honourable Dr.Kwabena Pinocchio Donkor has been widely accused of pulling the plugs on a promise to resign…

Common sense stranded outside GES headquarters 

Common sense has been left stranded outside the headquarters of the Ghana Education Service (GES) after directors refused to grant it admission into their school of thought. The Public Relations Officer of GES, Rev. Jonathan Bettey confirmed this when he offhandedly asked the headmistress of Wesley Girls High School to “manage” an extra 200 students…

Prez creates Ministry of Power Barges amid further power plant delays

President John Mahama has created the Ministry of Power Barges, which will be responsible for cobbling together “new and creative excuses” to explain the length of time it is taking to deliver the “emergency” power plants from Turkey. The delivery of the power plants, originally scheduled for April, then September then November, was previously overseen…

Shoprite starts selling Anas Halloween costumes

Retail giant Shoprite has began selling a range of Halloween costumes mimicking the feared investigative journalist Anas Aremeyaw Anas. A spokesman for the retailer said demand for the Anas costumes has been “exceptionally high as more and more costumers ditch the bloody corpses and gory zombies for the more fearsome Anas Halloween costumes.” The Anas…

NPP execs fight over how best to self-destruct

Executives of the opposition NPP are deeply divided over how best to ensure the party’s defeat in next year’s presidential elections. Insiders say the largest opposition group in the country is sharply split down the middle, with one faction hoping to achieve electoral defeat by urging the party’s national executives to ramp up the internal…

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