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Power Minister sets up commission to establish distinction between ‘dumsor’ and ‘load shedding’

Power Minister sets up commission to establish distinction between ‘dumsor’ and ‘load shedding’

In keeping with the current trend of setting up committees as a solution to all our national challenges, the Power Minister has set up a committee to establish a clear distinction between the terms ‘dumsor’ and ‘load shedding.’ Honourable Dr.Kwabena Pinocchio Donkor has been widely accused of pulling the plugs on a promise to resign…

Common sense stranded outside GES headquarters 

Common sense has been left stranded outside the headquarters of the Ghana Education Service (GES) after directors refused to grant it admission into their school of thought. The Public Relations Officer of GES, Rev. Jonathan Bettey confirmed this when he offhandedly asked the headmistress of Wesley Girls High School to “manage” an extra 200 students…

Prez creates Ministry of Power Barges amid further power plant delays

President John Mahama has created the Ministry of Power Barges, which will be responsible for cobbling together “new and creative excuses” to explain the length of time it is taking to deliver the “emergency” power plants from Turkey. The delivery of the power plants, originally scheduled for April, then September then November, was previously overseen…

Shoprite starts selling Anas Halloween costumes

Retail giant Shoprite has began selling a range of Halloween costumes mimicking the feared investigative journalist Anas Aremeyaw Anas. A spokesman for the retailer said demand for the Anas costumes has been “exceptionally high as more and more costumers ditch the bloody corpses and gory zombies for the more fearsome Anas Halloween costumes.” The Anas…

NPP execs fight over how best to self-destruct

Executives of the opposition NPP are deeply divided over how best to ensure the party’s defeat in next year’s presidential elections. Insiders say the largest opposition group in the country is sharply split down the middle, with one faction hoping to achieve electoral defeat by urging the party’s national executives to ramp up the internal…

Boris Kodjoe to take acting lessons from Mahama

Hollywood star Boris Kodjoe will take acting lessons from acting maestro President John Dramani Mahama- who has trained several big name actors including Elvis Weeping Afriyie. The actor who has starred in several Hollywood movies including Love & Basketball is believed to have been impressed by the president’s performance- “a performance which moved Kodjoe to…

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