Following its practice of creating logos for flagship policies, the Akufo-Addo administration has unveiled a logo for its ‘cerebrally weak’ Free Israel Pilgrimage Programme. The unveiling took place at the Kotoka International Airport during a farewell ceremony for the first batch of christian pilgrims to be airlifted to Israel by the kind courtesy of the…
“Stop whining”, insist people who’ve spent the last 8yrs whining about everything
People who have spent the last 8 years whining about the “deplorable state of our country” and the fact the “nothing works in Ghana” have told Ghanaians to stop whining. Despite spending every minute under the previous NDC administration whining on social media and the radio stations about everything including the intensity of the 2016…
NPP footsoldiers defend right of politicians to tell lies
Footsoldiers of the ruling New Patriotic Party have defended the right of Honourable Adwoa Safo to “routinely lie, and behave like a politician.” A footsoldier of the NPP- the party which won last year’s elections on a message of change, said “lying has a long and distinguished lineage in Ghanaian politics, and should therefore be protected…
Man sues NPP for false advertising, claiming “‘party of intellectuals’ is actually full of hooligans”
A man has filed a class action law suit against the ruling New Patriotic Party, accusing the party of false advertising by claiming to be “a party of intellectuals.” Kwame Ghanaba who claims to have voted for the NPP during the December elections says the New Patriotic Party has misled him and others into voting…
Pay packages of BOG, GRA, TOR bosses to include 100 pigs
The CEOs of all state owned enterprises including the heads of Bank of Ghana and the Ghana Revenue Authority, will receive 100 pigs as part of their vomit-inducing pay packages. Each government appointed CEO will take home 100 pigs plus a monthly salary which ranges between GHC52,000 and GHC88,000 as well as a host of…
Rapists add ‘it was the short dress’ excuse to classic ‘it was the devil’
Rapists across the country say they have updated their list of excuses for rape to include ‘it was the short dress.’ The group said, ‘it was the short dress’ will be added to their list of excuses which include ‘I tripped and landed in her vagina by accident’ and the classic ‘it was the devil’. The…
NPP footsoldiers planning to respond to every criticism by shouting ‘CHANGE’
Footsoldiers of the ruling New Patriotic Party – which won the December elections on a message of change- have unveiled a new PR plan that involves shouting ‘Change’ at anyone who criticizes the new administration. The footsoldiers say the new PR plan has proved “exceptionally successful” in deflecting criticisms levelled against President Akufo-Addo, after parts of his…
Voters ready to ‘show politicians how it feels to be repeatedly lied to’
Several voters who took ‘gifts’ after pledging to cast their votes for particular politicians, say they are ready to “show the politicians exactly how it feels to be repeatedly lied to.” The voters, who head to the polls on Wednesday, confirmed that several politicians and party stooges attempted to buy their votes with “large amounts…