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Team GH rooms fitted with money counting machines ‘in case gov’t airlifts millions to Brazil’

Team GH rooms fitted with money counting machines ‘in case gov’t airlifts millions to Brazil’

Team Ghana athletes have been given an exclusive apartment tower in the Olympic village with rooms specially fitted with electronic money counting machines. The Rio Local Organising Committee say the special provision has been made “just in case the Ghanaian government once again decides to airlift millions of dollars to Brazil.” The Brazilian authorities have…

PPP changes slogan to ‘I can’t think far;why the hell ain’t you voting for a 3rd party if you’re so pissed with NDC and NPP’

The Progressive People’s Party says it plans to change its campaign slogan ahead of the December general elections. According to party insiders, the new campaign slogan will be ‘I Can’t Think Far; Why The Hell Ain’t You Voting For a Third Party If You’re So Pissed With NDC & NPP’ The change, they say, is in…

EC officials terrified as ‘ghost voter’ shows up at voters register exhibition

The sighting of a ghostly apparition at a voters register exhibition station has left officials and eyewitnesses terrified, according to reports. Officials at the voters register exhibition station at an unnamed border town reported of “a ghost floating towards one of the registration tables” just a few hours after the exhibition of the revised voters…

NPP launches ‘1 District 1 Sexist’ policy

The New Patriotic Party has launched ‘The 1 District 1 Sexist’ policy in an attempt to win female votes in the November general elections. Komedy Agyapong MP, the renowned misogynist and NPP financier who is believed to be the tactical genius behind the policy said “the party hopes to make itself more and more attractive…

Storm Oko set to cause further wreckage in Accra

Storm Oko, the first storm to be officially named by the Ghana Meteorological Service, is set to cause further wreckage in Accra in the coming weeks. The storm which has been described as a perfect combination of incompetence and apathy will continue to batter the nation’s capital, causing widespread flooding and needless loss of lives…

Ghana Police shuts down common sense

The Ghana Police Service has confirmed reports that it has blocked its own access to common sense. Sources at the police headquarters in Accra say the top brass of the police service attempted to access common sense on May 26, but experienced loading issues and total blackouts in some instances. An error message displayed on…

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