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Adulterer accuses fornicators of being sinful

Adulterer accuses fornicators of being sinful

A man who was caught sleeping with the wife of his friend and colleague has unashamedly cast the proverbial first stone and a leather belt at a pair of adolescents who allegedly engaged in consensual sex. The founder and leader of International notGod’s Way Church Dumbniel Obinim, an all-round scumbag and a self-admitted adulterer who…

BREAKING NEWS: Military chief wears army uniform

The principal head of the Ghana Armed Forces has reportedly attended a military function in an army combat uniform. This newsworthy event has undoubtedly gripped the attention of the nation’s discerning media agencies as well as online commentators. “This army uniform incident has once again given our exceptional journalists the opportunity to remind us that…

Team GH rooms fitted with money counting machines ‘in case gov’t airlifts millions to Brazil’

Team Ghana athletes have been given an exclusive apartment tower in the Olympic village with rooms specially fitted with electronic money counting machines. The Rio Local Organising Committee say the special provision has been made “just in case the Ghanaian government once again decides to airlift millions of dollars to Brazil.” The Brazilian authorities have…

PPP changes slogan to ‘I can’t think far;why the hell ain’t you voting for a 3rd party if you’re so pissed with NDC and NPP’

The Progressive People’s Party says it plans to change its campaign slogan ahead of the December general elections. According to party insiders, the new campaign slogan will be ‘I Can’t Think Far; Why The Hell Ain’t You Voting For a Third Party If You’re So Pissed With NDC & NPP’ The change, they say, is in…

EC officials terrified as ‘ghost voter’ shows up at voters register exhibition

The sighting of a ghostly apparition at a voters register exhibition station has left officials and eyewitnesses terrified, according to reports. Officials at the voters register exhibition station at an unnamed border town reported of “a ghost floating towards one of the registration tables” just a few hours after the exhibition of the revised voters…

NPP launches ‘1 District 1 Sexist’ policy

The New Patriotic Party has launched ‘The 1 District 1 Sexist’ policy in an attempt to win female votes in the November general elections. Komedy Agyapong MP, the renowned misogynist and NPP financier who is believed to be the tactical genius behind the policy said “the party hopes to make itself more and more attractive…

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