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Nigerian attempts to acquire Chelsea FC 

Nigerian attempts to acquire Chelsea FC 

Just days after Nigerian billionaire, Aliko Dangote declared intentions to acquire Arsenal Football Club, another Nigerian has reportedly launched an audacious attempt to acquire Chelsea F.C from current owner Roman Abramovich. Chief Goodluck Temimobele hoped to to acquire the newly crowned English Premier League champions in an elaborate 419 scheme. Below is the email the…

Isle of Flagstaff cries foul after losing AFCON host rights to Gabon

The Isle of Flagstaff has accused the Confederation of African Football (CAF) of foul play after Gabon was chosen to host the 2017 edition of the Africa Cup of Nations. A statement from officials in the Isle of Flagstaff argued that their bid, which was launched under the guise of “Ghana 2017,” was the most comprehensive…

Mugabe set to challenge Hayatou for CAF prez as age limit is scrapped

The 91 year old Zimbabwean leader, Robert Mugabe has announced intentions to run for the Confederation of African Football (CAF) presidency following a decision by the organisation to remove an age limit on its officials. The decision to allow officials to serve past the age of 70 was widely viewed as an attempt by the…

Ayariga suffering from a phobia of ‘useless’ questions

Minister of Youth and Sports, Mahama Ayariga is believed to be suffering from the extremely rare accountabilityphobia- an intense and irrational fear of “useless” questions relating to accountability. According to Dr. Nosy, a senior psychology lecturer at a university in Ghana, this condition explains the honourable’s disapproving behaviour when he was recently questioned about details of…

The YesiYesi Annual Review: 2014

2014 has been a particularly frustrating year for the ordinary Ghanaian. Frustrating that their economic circumstances have become even more challenging, frustrating that throughout the year, their elected leaders have sounded more like comedians rather than national leaders, frustrating that almost on a daily basis, they have had to wake up to scandal after scandal…

AFCON 2015: Black Stars will receive Joy Dadi and T-roll as appearance fee

The Black Stars will receive bottles of Joy Dadi Bitters and bundles of toilet paper as appearance fee during next month’s African Cup of Nations in Equatorial Guinea. Sources close to the FA said the unusual pay structure has been put in place to avoid a repeat of the World Cup fiasco which saw some…

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