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Trump signs executive order banning common sense from the White House

President Donald Trump signed an executive order this morning indefinitely suspending the application of common sense in the White House. Titled “Draining Common Sense From American Politics,” the executive order bars people with a certain “rational-prone” disposition from entering the seat of government for the next 4 years, while welcoming individuals with a “brash and…

Dubai residents demand apology for Circle interchange comparison

Residents of Dubai are reportedly demanding an immediate apology from the government of Ghana, after officials claimed Accra has been “transformed into Dubai”, following the inauguration of a Brazilian government funded interchange in the heart of the capital city. An official statement said the residents of Dubai have taken offense to the unfavourably comparison, describing…

The Trump Card: Racists, misogynists and bigots all considering career in politics 

Following the shock victory of Donald Trump in the US election, fellow racists, misogynists and bigots are reportedly considering the idea of entering mainstream politics. A bigot who identified himself Mr. Pillock said Donald Trump’s victory meant they can now play ‘The Trump card’ and still expect to win elections. “If you’re a misogynist, racist,…

Mugabe is sending observer mission to ensure US election is ‘free and fair’

Zimbabwe’s long serving leader, Robert Mugabe says he will send an observer mission to monitor the US presidential elections “in order to ensure a free and fair election.” A statement from Harare said “the Zimbabwean delegation will teach Americans about democracy and free and fair elections,” adding that President Mugabe, the 92 year old leader…

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