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Dubai residents demand apology for Circle interchange comparison

Dubai residents demand apology for Circle interchange comparison

Residents of Dubai are reportedly demanding an immediate apology from the government of Ghana, after officials claimed Accra has been “transformed into Dubai”, following the inauguration of a Brazilian government funded interchange in the heart of the capital city. An official statement said the residents of Dubai have taken offense to the unfavourably comparison, describing…

The Trump Card: Racists, misogynists and bigots all considering career in politics 

Following the shock victory of Donald Trump in the US election, fellow racists, misogynists and bigots are reportedly considering the idea of entering mainstream politics. A bigot who identified himself Mr. Pillock said Donald Trump’s victory meant they can now play ‘The Trump card’ and still expect to win elections. “If you’re a misogynist, racist,…

Mugabe is sending observer mission to ensure US election is ‘free and fair’

Zimbabwe’s long serving leader, Robert Mugabe says he will send an observer mission to monitor the US presidential elections “in order to ensure a free and fair election.” A statement from Harare said “the Zimbabwean delegation will teach Americans about democracy and free and fair elections,” adding that President Mugabe, the 92 year old leader…

Buhari calls English football “fantastically corrupt”

President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria has described English football as “fantastically corrupt” in a conversation with close aides. The Nigerian president was overheard saying, “English football, like Westminster politics, is full of corrupt characters. They gave us ‘Greedy Tony’ (Blair), ‘Dodgy Dave’ (Cameron) and now we have ‘Sleazy Sam’ (Allardyce).” The remarks come a day…

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