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China’s ‘iPhone 7 girlfriend’ abandons new house after disgruntled boyfriends send 20 Samsung Note 7s

China’s ‘iPhone 7 girlfriend’ abandons new house after disgruntled boyfriends send 20 Samsung Note 7s

The Chinese female Casanova who conned her 20 current boyfriends into buying her 20 of the newly launched iPhone 7 has now been forced to abandon the house she bought with proceeds from the sale of the expensive smartphones. Reports from Shenzhen, China say the woman, named online as Xiao Li, has deserted the newly…

Mugabe is sending observer mission to ensure US election is ‘free and fair’

Zimbabwe’s long serving leader, Robert Mugabe says he will send an observer mission to monitor the US presidential elections “in order to ensure a free and fair election.” A statement from Harare said “the Zimbabwean delegation will teach Americans about democracy and free and fair elections,” adding that President Mugabe, the 92 year old leader…

Buhari calls English football “fantastically corrupt”

President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria has described English football as “fantastically corrupt” in a conversation with close aides. The Nigerian president was overheard saying, “English football, like Westminster politics, is full of corrupt characters. They gave us ‘Greedy Tony’ (Blair), ‘Dodgy Dave’ (Cameron) and now we have ‘Sleazy Sam’ (Allardyce).” The remarks come a day…

Mama Zimbi appointed visiting professor at Japanese university to teach sex education

The self-styled sex doctor, Akumaah Mama Zimbi has been appointed visiting professor at the University of Tokyo, where she will teach a compulsory course in sex and relationships education. A statement from the university said “Ghana’s preeminent sex doctor, Mama Zimbi will be working alongside other sex experts to teach and instruct the university’s sexually…

Malawi ‘hyena man’ to be sent to the zoo

Blantyre Zoo will add to its collection of savages after agreeing to host the sick creature which had unprotected sex with over 100 adolescent girls despite being HIV positive. Authorities at the zoo in Malawi’s second largest city say they have created “a special cage” to house the creature dubbed the “hyena man”. Zoo authorities…

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