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Buhari calls English football “fantastically corrupt”

Buhari calls English football “fantastically corrupt”

President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria has described English football as “fantastically corrupt” in a conversation with close aides. The Nigerian president was overheard saying, “English football, like Westminster politics, is full of corrupt characters. They gave us ‘Greedy Tony’ (Blair), ‘Dodgy Dave’ (Cameron) and now we have ‘Sleazy Sam’ (Allardyce).” The remarks come a day…

Mama Zimbi appointed visiting professor at Japanese university to teach sex education

The self-styled sex doctor, Akumaah Mama Zimbi has been appointed visiting professor at the University of Tokyo, where she will teach a compulsory course in sex and relationships education. A statement from the university said “Ghana’s preeminent sex doctor, Mama Zimbi will be working alongside other sex experts to teach and instruct the university’s sexually…

Malawi ‘hyena man’ to be sent to the zoo

Blantyre Zoo will add to its collection of savages after agreeing to host the sick creature which had unprotected sex with over 100 adolescent girls despite being HIV positive. Authorities at the zoo in Malawi’s second largest city say they have created “a special cage” to house the creature dubbed the “hyena man”. Zoo authorities…

Petition: Allow the pound to drop against the cedi

A petition launched on the UK government’s e-petition website is calling on the British authorities to re-calibrate the exchange rates to allow the Sterling to drop against the Ghanaian Cedi. Ghana’s cedi has been performing poorly against the pound when most other currencies made significant gains against the British currency which plummeted to its lowest…

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