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The Trump Card: Racists, misogynists and bigots all considering career in politics 

The Trump Card: Racists, misogynists and bigots all considering career in politics 

Following the shock victory of Donald Trump in the US election, fellow racists, misogynists and bigots are reportedly considering the idea of entering mainstream politics. A bigot who identified himself Mr. Pillock said Donald Trump’s victory meant they can now play ‘The Trump card’ and still expect to win elections. “If you’re a misogynist, racist,…

Mugabe is sending observer mission to ensure US election is ‘free and fair’

Zimbabwe’s long serving leader, Robert Mugabe says he will send an observer mission to monitor the US presidential elections “in order to ensure a free and fair election.” A statement from Harare said “the Zimbabwean delegation will teach Americans about democracy and free and fair elections,” adding that President Mugabe, the 92 year old leader…

Buhari calls English football “fantastically corrupt”

President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria has described English football as “fantastically corrupt” in a conversation with close aides. The Nigerian president was overheard saying, “English football, like Westminster politics, is full of corrupt characters. They gave us ‘Greedy Tony’ (Blair), ‘Dodgy Dave’ (Cameron) and now we have ‘Sleazy Sam’ (Allardyce).” The remarks come a day…

Mama Zimbi appointed visiting professor at Japanese university to teach sex education

The self-styled sex doctor, Akumaah Mama Zimbi has been appointed visiting professor at the University of Tokyo, where she will teach a compulsory course in sex and relationships education. A statement from the university said “Ghana’s preeminent sex doctor, Mama Zimbi will be working alongside other sex experts to teach and instruct the university’s sexually…

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