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Trump signs executive order banning common sense from the White House

Trump signs executive order banning common sense from the White House

President Donald Trump signed an executive order this morning indefinitely suspending the application of common sense in the White House. Titled “Draining Common Sense From American Politics,” the executive order bars people with a certain “rational-prone” disposition from entering the seat of government for the next 4 years, while welcoming individuals with a “brash and…

NPP footsoldiers planning to respond to every criticism by shouting ‘CHANGE’

Footsoldiers of the ruling New Patriotic Party – which won the December elections on a message of change- have unveiled a new PR plan that involves shouting ‘Change’ at anyone who criticizes the new administration. The footsoldiers say the new PR plan has proved “exceptionally successful” in deflecting criticisms levelled against President Akufo-Addo, after parts of his…

Mahama to commission second phase of Special Voting project 

President John Mahama will commission the second phase of the Shambolic Special Voting project during the final leg of his last-minute project commissioning mania. According to officials, the Special Voting project, which is a joint venture by the Electoral Commission and the Mahama government, “demonstrates both side’s commitment to incompetence.” The second phase of the Special…

‘Neutral’ declared word of the year

Ghana Institute of Linguistics has declared ‘neutral’ as its 2016 word of the year, reflecting a year dominated by fractious political discourse within the Ghanaian social media community. ‘Neutral’ beat contenders like ‘kpokpogbligbli’ and ‘pro-bono’, after its usage among social media commentators surged over 59,000% in the last week. The adjective has been in existence…

Dubai residents demand apology for Circle interchange comparison

Residents of Dubai are reportedly demanding an immediate apology from the government of Ghana, after officials claimed Accra has been “transformed into Dubai”, following the inauguration of a Brazilian government funded interchange in the heart of the capital city. An official statement said the residents of Dubai have taken offense to the unfavourably comparison, describing…

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