It is that alleged the Ghana Football Association will shortly announce the appointment of Okomfo Ougadugu as the head spiritualist of the Black Stars.
This appointment comes as the team intensifies it’s preparation for the World Cup in Brazil later this year where they will face tournament favourites Germany, Christiano Ronaldo’s Portugal and Obama’s USA.
Okomfo Ougadugu, 47, has been recruited from Tout Puissant Mazembe of DR Congo, where he helped the club win various trophies by striking their opponents with diarrhoea on the match day.
He is expected to give the Stars’ an advantage over their opponents by striking them with similar fate during the World Cup. We can confirm as part of his contract, he is also to strike Uruguay’s Luis Suarez with diarrhoea for the hand he had in breaking Ghanaian hearts at the last World Cup in South Africa.
Okomfo brings with him a vast wealth of football juju experience, having been with Ivory Coast’s ASEC Mimosas and the Indomitable Lions of Cameroon in the 90s.
In an interview with YesiYesi Ghana, he defended the need for a juju man within the team’s technical set up: “European players use steroids and other performance enhancing concoctions. We Africans do not have access to Red Bull, Gatorade or Lucozade. We’ve got a third eye and traditional concoctions, so we will use them to our advantage.”
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