The management of Tobinco Limited has decided to completely diversify the pharmaceutical company- a move which has taken the entire financial world by surprise. The decision, which comes amidst the company’s run-in with the Food and Drugs Board, has however been described by the Financial Times’ chief economics editor as “bold and wise.”
The new look company, to be known as Tobinco No Weapon Fashioned Against Us Shall Prosper Prayer Ministries was out-doored last Friday with fasting and prayers across all the former warehouses which will now serve as church branches. The new company’s main revenue stream will come from the sale of holy water,anointing oil and prayer consultations.
Preaching the sermon, the former Chief Executive, now titled pope of this new church, encouraged all to be strong and steadfast in the face of trials and tribulations. He also assured former executives of the erstwhile company they will be given new roles in the new church with much better remunerations as the church’s income is expected to exceed that of the pharmaceutical company before it.
With such an ambitious management team, financial analysts predict Tobinco No Weapon Fashioned Against Us Shall Prosper Prayer Ministries will be rubbing shoulders with market leaders like Action Faith Ministries, Kingdom International Christian Centre and the International Central Gospel Church in no time.