The YesiYesi Newspaper Review

All well meaning Ghanaians have been asked to plug themselves directly into the West African Gas Pipeline. This will enable the copious quantities of laughing gas generated by yet another threat by President John Dramani Mahama that the Power Minister will soon announce an end to adumadum to be re transmitted nationwide.

On the same day, on the same page, in the same publication that the President’s remarks were reported, another article states that Nigeria Gas, contracted to provide 120 million standard cubic feet of gas per day to Ghana has threatened to cut off further supplies if Ghana’s Volta River Authority and National Gas Company do not settle their collective debt of some $332 million by Thursday.

The Minister of Power, Dr. Kwabena Donkor having gauged the reaction of the public to the President’s statement and the Naija threat has confirmed that the laughing gas from the public and the personal emissions from Flagstaff House and all government funded V-8 land cruisers will plug any shortfall from N-Gas to provide a home grown solution to end ‘dumsor’. Engineers & Planning has offered their services, to use the government’s dredging equipment to collect the gas, free on loan.

The New Patriotic Party’s Chairman Paul Afoko has come out of the closet and is to be hitherto refered to as Paulette. The Chairman’s doctor in Tamale has apparently provided him with a sick note to cover his non appearance yet again, before the party’s disciplinary committee. The medical diagnosis of Paulette’s condition is apparently ‘cervical spondylosis’. Paulette will be jointing Caitlyn Jenner on her new reality show.

YesiYesi reporting with a gas mask and a rather fetching maxi skirt somewhere between FSH and NPP Headquarters.

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