Ghanaian youth invents special tissue for crocodile tears; receives support from YES initiative

A young Ghanaian entrepreneur has invented a special tissue paper that cleans crocodile tears better than any other tissue paper or cotton handkerchief currently on the market.

Fibs Soakaway, the young entrepreneur revealed, was created after the World Cup Commission of Inquiry witnessed yet another teary session when Honourable Kojo Adu-Asare appeared before the commission.

The product, though very new, has won several favourable reviews and also attracted the attention of The Youth Enterprises Support (YES), the president’s special initiative set up to provide financial support for young entrepreneurs. The honourable gentleman chosen by the president to manage the GHC 10 million YES fund, Honourable Kojo Adu Asare- the management extraordinaire renowned for offering multimillion cedi deals without written contracts- has reportedly entered a verbal agreement with the inventor of Fibs Soakaway to provide funds to help set up a mass production facility.

Analyst predict an increased demand for Fibs Soakaway as more and more individuals adopt the weep-to-avoid-answering-questions tactics. Reports indicate that government has already placed a huge order for the Fibs Soakaway. The tissues, according to insiders, will be made available at every sitting of the World Cup Commission of Inquiry and all other commissions of enquiry.

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