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Dzamefe Report recommends ‘Muntari slaps’ for all GFA and MoYS officials

Dzamefe Report recommends ‘Muntari slaps’ for all GFA and MoYS officials

Officials of the Ghana Football Association and the Minister of Youth and Sports who sanctioned the payment of $100, 000 to the Black Stars’ ball boy should be subjected to “Muntari slaps,” according to a recommendation by the Dzamefe Report. The commission’s 396-page report which outlines Ghana’s shambolic showing at the last World Cup in…

Another letter to Charter House

Dear Charter House, After Saturday’s shambolic all-nighter, I the Chief Letter Writer, couldn’t resist the temptation to send you yet another letter. While you subjected the good people of Ghana to six gruelling hours of television horror, I was on the beach with my bredda, the Chief Wordsmith, writing this letter. Consider this as a piece…

Ghana/Ivory Coast to settle maritime dispute with penalty shoot-out

Officials from Ghana and Ivory Coast have agreed to settle the longstanding maritime border dispute with the kick of a ball. The surprise agreement is believed to be the result of mounting pressures on both governments from citizens wishing to see the dispute resolved through a more “exciting means.” Both Ghanaian and Ivorian citizens argue…

‘Black Stars will win AFCON 2015’- TB Duncan-Judas

Despite a disappointing opening group game defeat to Senegal, Reverend Archbishop Major General Dr. T. B. Duncan-Judas has assured Ghanaians that “the Black Stars will win this year’s African Cup of Nations (AFCON). The popular Ghanaian prophet who also claims to have foretold the Black Stars’ 2-1 defeat to the Teranga Lions, said the latest…

Lil Win snaps ‘most eligible bachelor’ spot as Clooney weds Alamuddin

All the single ladies across the globe whose hearts were shattered as they watched George Clooney step off the singles market can now begin to mend their broken hearts and start dreaming once more. There’s a new name sitting on top of the world’s most eligible bachelors list and it’s not Leonardo DiCaprio, Idris Elba…

GFA demands refund from juju man

Officials of the Ghana Football Association (GFA) are reportedly threatening to go to court to retrieve their money from the national team’s juju man after the Black Stars lost to the USA in their Group G opening encounter on Monday. The juju man who was allegedly paid a lot of money to ensure victory for…

We will do it for everyone who has been refused an American visa- Black Stars

The Black Stars, who start their World Cup campaign against the USA later today, have vowed to make their opponent pay the penalty for every Ghanaian who has had to endure the deeply agonising experience of being refused entry to the United States. When the Black Stars step out onto the pitch tonight, they will…

Azonto Fiasco: The Azonto For Gas Deal

The government of Ghana has allegedly signed off the intellectual property rights on Azonto -the popular Ghanaian dance routine- to the people of Nigerian in exchange for uninterrupted supply of natural gas. This Ghanaian- well formerly Ghanaian- dance which involves elaborate arm, hip and foot twisting, has in recent times, taken over dancefloors not just…

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