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Muntari to help junior doctors retrieve unpaid salaries 

Muntari to help junior doctors retrieve unpaid salaries 

Former Black Stars player Sulley Muntari has offered to help retrieve the salaries of junior doctors who have not been paid for almost a year. The midfielder says he has acquired “extensive experience in dealing with such matters” from his time with the national football team. Muntari is reportedly horrified by the plight of the 91…

Dzamefe Report recommends ‘Muntari slaps’ for all GFA and MoYS officials

Officials of the Ghana Football Association and the Minister of Youth and Sports who sanctioned the payment of $100, 000 to the Black Stars’ ball boy should be subjected to “Muntari slaps,” according to a recommendation by the Dzamefe Report. The commission’s 396-page report which outlines Ghana’s shambolic showing at the last World Cup in…

Larry Acheampong’s Angolan friend pleased with white paper on Dzamefe report

Larry Acheampong’s phantom Angolan friend who was paid some $20,000 for providing directions to a popular supermarket in Brazil during the last World Cup has reportedly welcomed the government’s white paper on the Dzamefe Commission Report with wild celebrations.  The phantom Angolan who is permanently resident inside Larry Acheampong’s head, said he was “pleased with government’s…

FIFA’s Jack Warner fights extradition to US, cites fear of being shot by racist cops

Former FIFA vice president, Jack Warner, has mounted a legal challenge against his extradition to the US, arguing that “the colour of his skin will make him an open target in a country where law enforcement officials routinely abuse and harass blacks.” In a statement to a court in his native Trinidad and Tobago, Mr.…

FBI requests Dzamefe report to help decode the co-efficient of FIFA bribe distribution 

Sources close to the investigations into corruption at FIFA have revealed that the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) has asked for a copy of the report by the Justice Dzamefe Commission in an effort to understand how the alleged bribes were distributed.  The Dzamefe Commission’s report is the result of several months of inquiry into…

Ghana/Ivory Coast to settle maritime dispute with penalty shoot-out

Officials from Ghana and Ivory Coast have agreed to settle the longstanding maritime border dispute with the kick of a ball. The surprise agreement is believed to be the result of mounting pressures on both governments from citizens wishing to see the dispute resolved through a more “exciting means.” Both Ghanaian and Ivorian citizens argue…

National Archives ready to receive Dzamefe Report

The Public Records and Archives Department says its dust coated shelves are ready to welcome Justice Dzamafe’s report as soon as “the president has had a few more photo opportunities with the long overdue World Cup report.” An assessment by the national archives concluded that the Dzamefe Committee report is worthy of a permanent place in…

Referees buy Division One club; debunks concerns over conflict of interest

The Referees’ Association of Ghana (RAG) has purchased a Division One club for an undisclosed fee, debunking concerns over conflict of interest. Members of the association who are responsible for officiating games in all divisions of Ghanaian football- including the Division One League, said they did not see how their official roles as referees could…

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