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Larry Acheampong’s Angolan friend pleased with white paper on Dzamefe report

Larry Acheampong’s Angolan friend pleased with white paper on Dzamefe report

Larry Acheampong’s phantom Angolan friend who was paid some $20,000 for providing directions to a popular supermarket in Brazil during the last World Cup has reportedly welcomed the government’s white paper on the Dzamefe Commission Report with wild celebrations.  The phantom Angolan who is permanently resident inside Larry Acheampong’s head, said he was “pleased with government’s…

National Archives ready to receive Dzamefe Report

The Public Records and Archives Department says its dust coated shelves are ready to welcome Justice Dzamafe’s report as soon as “the president has had a few more photo opportunities with the long overdue World Cup report.” An assessment by the national archives concluded that the Dzamefe Committee report is worthy of a permanent place in…

Gov’t launches ‘The Dumbest Xcuse’ show for appointees

The government of Ghana has launched a talent show to find that one appointee with a special talent for coming up with the most dumbest excuse as cover up the misappropriation of public funds. Dubbed ‘The Dumbest Xcuse,’ this competition seeks to identify and honour one government appointee who stands head and shoulders above his…

Flagstaff House to be renamed ‘The Politician’s Agbogbloshie’

The Flagstaff House, the current workplace of honourable Elvis Ankrah and more recently, honourable Kojo Adu-Asare, will be renamed after one of Ghana’s most recognisable landmarks, Agbogbloshie. If all goes to plan, the Flagstaff House which is meant to be the official residence and office of the President of Ghana will be renamed ‘The Politician’s…

Ghana gov’t gains prized AAA looting rating from S&P

The current Ghanaian government has received a major boost to its looting credentials after gaining Standard & Poor’s top-tier AAA looting rating this morning. The rating agency attributed this morning’s upgrade to the government’s successful implementation of the Create, Loot and Share (CLS) policy. “Today’s upgrade is primarily driven by our assessment that the policy…

ThievingHumans of Ghana

From the popular photoblog, Humans of New York, comes another spinoff, ThievingHumans of Ghana. This new photoblog was launched with a portrait and fragments of the conversation with Larry, a random gentleman who agreed to be photographed for the maiden post of ThievingHumans of Ghana.     “I’m Larry, my friends call me Lying Larry,…

The new iPhone 6 & 6 plus come with ‘Wailing Elvis’ as default ringtone

Ghanaian iPhone fans will be happy to know that the newly launched iPhone 6 and the larger iPhone 6 plus come with a heap of new features including a new set of ringtones and text tones available only to users in Ghana. With this new feature, the default ringtone for all users in Ghana will…

Elvis lands Nollywood movie deal after spectacular weeping act at inquiry

An unnamed Nigerian movie producer has reportedly offered Ghana’s former Youth and Sports Minister, a multimillion dollar acting role after Elvis Afriyie Ankrah put up an Oscar-winning display at the World Cup Commission of Inquiry. The Nigerian producer was won over by Elvis’s incredible ability to swiftly switch from the role of a composed confident minister…

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