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Black Queens to take tips from CHRAJ boss on how to make hotel ‘home away from home’

Black Queens to take tips from CHRAJ boss on how to make hotel ‘home away from home’

Members of the national women’s football team who have so far refused to vacate their hotel rooms at the M Plaza Hotel over unpaid bonuses have called on the head of the Commission on Human Rights and Administrative Justice (CHRAJ) to share tips and best practices on how to make their hotel rooms feel more…

Russia 2018 World Cup official theme song released- ‘We Are Racists’

With just about 3 years before football’s biggest fiesta kicks off in Russia, fans around the world have been given a taste of what to expect with the release of the official theme song for the 2018 FIFA World Cup- ‘We Are Racists’ The Russian Football Union (RFU) said the song was written and co-produced by a…

GFA top job contenders to be selected using coefficient formula

Individuals wishing to end the 10 year reign of Kwesi Nyantekyi at the helm of the Ghana Football Association will have to demonstrate “an exceptional understanding of the the coefficient formula,” according to the FA’s vetting committee.   “As part of the new vetting process, all contenders- including the incumbent, will have to take a…

BREAKING NEWS: Wealthy man buys a house

Forget about the floods that claimed a life and displaced several others in Kumasi over the weekend. We have some breaking news that will send shock waves through the entire nation.  A man who reportedly earns tax-free wages of about £140,000 per week has acquired a big house in a suburb of Accra. The new…

Larry Acheampong’s Angolan friend pleased with white paper on Dzamefe report

Larry Acheampong’s phantom Angolan friend who was paid some $20,000 for providing directions to a popular supermarket in Brazil during the last World Cup has reportedly welcomed the government’s white paper on the Dzamefe Commission Report with wild celebrations.  The phantom Angolan who is permanently resident inside Larry Acheampong’s head, said he was “pleased with government’s…

Isle of Flagstaff cries foul after losing AFCON host rights to Gabon

The Isle of Flagstaff has accused the Confederation of African Football (CAF) of foul play after Gabon was chosen to host the 2017 edition of the Africa Cup of Nations. A statement from officials in the Isle of Flagstaff argued that their bid, which was launched under the guise of “Ghana 2017,” was the most comprehensive…

Mugabe set to challenge Hayatou for CAF prez as age limit is scrapped

The 91 year old Zimbabwean leader, Robert Mugabe has announced intentions to run for the Confederation of African Football (CAF) presidency following a decision by the organisation to remove an age limit on its officials. The decision to allow officials to serve past the age of 70 was widely viewed as an attempt by the…

Ghana/Ivory Coast to settle maritime dispute with penalty shoot-out

Officials from Ghana and Ivory Coast have agreed to settle the longstanding maritime border dispute with the kick of a ball. The surprise agreement is believed to be the result of mounting pressures on both governments from citizens wishing to see the dispute resolved through a more “exciting means.” Both Ghanaian and Ivorian citizens argue…

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