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Larry Acheampong’s Angolan friend pleased with white paper on Dzamefe report

Larry Acheampong’s Angolan friend pleased with white paper on Dzamefe report

Larry Acheampong’s phantom Angolan friend who was paid some $20,000 for providing directions to a popular supermarket in Brazil during the last World Cup has reportedly welcomed the government’s white paper on the Dzamefe Commission Report with wild celebrations.  The phantom Angolan who is permanently resident inside Larry Acheampong’s head, said he was “pleased with government’s…

The street naming ultimatum: A day is like a year unto Mahama

All those who woke up this morning expecting the airwaves, twittersphere and facebookshere to be inundated with news of a mass dismissal of Metropolitan, Municipal and District Chief Executives (MMDCEs) were undoubtedly met with nothing but disappointment. “All you heathens with no understanding of the biblical Day-Year principle can bow your heads in shame.” This…

Bawumia quits politics to pursue career as a prophet

Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia, a leading member of the National Patriotic Party (NPP) has reportedly drawn the curtains on his political career to pursue a new career as a prophet. The sudden change in career is in response to a “divine calling,” according to a close aide of the former NPP Vice Presidential candidate. “He realised…

Ghanaians Spend More Time On Facebook When At Work

Data released by the Ghana Statistical Service (GSS) indicates a 57% fall in the average time Ghanaians spend on Facebook during public holidays, suggesting that Ghanaian workers spend more time on Facebook and other social media sites during normal workdays. The figures which were released this morning followed a year long study by the GSS…

Meteorite Hits Tema Motorway

The damaged bridge on the Accra-Tema motorway which forced authorities to partially shut the 19-kilometre stretch of highway was caused by a meteorite. This was contained in a report allegedly released by the Ghana Meteorological Service this morning. Officials at the Met Service who predicted an abundance of sunshine on the 6th of March, claim…

The Good News According To John

CHAPTER 1 Ghana Dey Be K3k3 1. And on the 25th day of the second month in the year our wahala, John stood before a rather rowdy crowd, who ironically refer to themselves as The Honourables. 2. And so John proclaimed, “hear ye people of Ghana! Life is good! 3. You may not have enough…

Nigerian Comedians Accuse Ghanaian Politicians Of Stealing Their Job

The Association of Nigerian Comedians has issued a statement accusing Ghanaian politicians of trying to put them out of business. It is rare, almost impossible to find politicians who have the skill and flair to pull off truly rib-tickling jokes. But it seems politicians in Ghana are doing just that! And they are doing it…

Facebook To Use Tweaa Video As Ghana Government’s ‘Look Back’ Video

As part of its tenth anniversary celebration, the social media giant, Facebook, has introduced the Look Back video. This special feature selects the biggest moments of your Facebook life and presents them in a one-minute video clip. Through an auto-selection system, your pictures, status updates and everything you have posted since the day you joined…

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