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Prez creates Ministry of Power Barges amid further power plant delays

Prez creates Ministry of Power Barges amid further power plant delays

President John Mahama has created the Ministry of Power Barges, which will be responsible for cobbling together “new and creative excuses” to explain the length of time it is taking to deliver the “emergency” power plants from Turkey. The delivery of the power plants, originally scheduled for April, then September then November, was previously overseen…

Striking doctors to offer free check-ups to “other bootlickers suffering from idiocy”

Doctors currently striking over conditions of service say they will offer “thorough medical check-ups to all bootlickers and minions of the government who seem to be showing signs of idiocy.” Executives of the Ghana Medical Association (GMA) said they are treating the high prevalence of idiocy among the government’s bootlickers and flatterers as an emergency.…

These plastic bags are definitely NPP supporters- NDC man

In keeping with the ruling NDC’s standard reaction to anything or anyone who disagrees with any government policy, an NDC foot soldier has accused all non-biodegradable plastic bags of supporting the opposition NPP. “I believe that these plastic bags are all NPP supporters. They all want to disgrace the current NDC administration. They are nation…

Akua Donkor’s pastor challenges pro-NPP pastors to an Aaron/Pharaoh staff-to-snake contest

A popular clergyman has waded into the ongoing rumpus over “which pastor belongs to which party” with a disclosure of his leanings towards Akua Donkor’s Ghana Freedom Party (GFP) and a challenge to face-off “pro-NPP pastors” in a bible-inspired contest. Reverend Archbishop Major General Dr. T. B. Duncan-Judas, CEO and founder of the Holy Gospel Anointed Mountain…

Can a 22 year old really do the work of an MP?

Elections often throw up surprises and the New Patriotic Party’s parliamentary primaries over the weekend did have its fair share of surprises. 22 year old Francisca Oteng Mensah from the Kwabre East constituency emerged as the ultimate giant slayer, rooting out Kofi Frimpong who has been in parliament since 2004. The discourse following her surprise victory…

NPP Primaries: Losers seek refund of filing and dev’t fees

As the rest of the nation wrangles over the capacity of a 22 year old adult to represent her people in parliament, many of NPP’s defeated parliamentary aspirants have launched a battle to seek a refund of their filing and development fees. According to a party source, a number of big-name casualties from the weekend’s parliamentary…

NPP quits 2016 elections to focus on petty internal squabbles

Executives of the New Patriotic Party have formally announced the party’s withdrawal from the 2016 general elections “to allow them to fully focus their time and energy on bickering with each other.” Party chairman, Paul Afoko, who made this announcement earlier today, said the move was necessary because ‘the petty squabbles within the party is…

Botswana on high alert over potential spread of ‘Dead Goat syndrome’

Health officials in Botswana have been put on high alert over the potential spread of Dead Goat syndrome after a known sufferer from Ghana arrived in the southern African country on Monday. The head of the country’s Disease Control Unit identified the Ghanaian as John, a self-diagnosed sufferer of Dead Goat syndrome who arrived in…

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