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Local think tank to release ‘Stupidity Perception Index’ for MPs and other public officials

Local think tank to release ‘Stupidity Perception Index’ for MPs and other public officials

From ‘dwarfs causing the Cedi’s fall’ through ‘fufu causes cancer’ to ‘stoning women accused of adultery,’ the utterances of Ghanaian public officials have been anything but witty. A local think tank has taken on the mantle of highlighting the follies of our ‘honourables’ with a Corruption Perception Index style ranking. The Stupidity Perceptions Index will…

‘Woyome Ice Bucket Challenge’ launched to help raise funds to repay $51m

Friends of the embattled Ghanaian businessman Alfred Agbesi Woyome, have launched their version of the online fund-raising craze, ‘The Ice Bucket Challenge,’ to help him raise money to repay the GHC 51.2 million owed the state. Like the original campaign started by the charity organisation, ALS Association, to help raise funds for the research of…

New Patriotic Party (NPP) to be renamed Machete People’s Party (MPP)

The executives of the largest opposition party in Ghana, the New Patriotic Party (NPP), have agreed to change the name of the party after a bloody emergency meeting at the party’s headquarters. Under the new directive, this party which prides itself as civil and democratic will be renamed, the Machete People’s Party (MPP). The famous…

Alan’s guide to identifying floating voters

Following Alan John Kyeremanten’s claim that he possesses a special God-given ability to attract floating voters, the other National Patriotic Party (NPP) presidential aspirants have been scouring through the politician’s handbook trying to figure out exactly how to identify a floating voter. For these other aspirants, it is essential that they identify the floating voters…

Some things are for Johns only- Alan John Kyeremanten

Alan John Kyeremanten, a leading member of the National Patriotic Party and a former minister of state has reportedly launched his flagbearership campaign in New York, with the theme: “For Johns only.” Dressed in a sleek black tuxedo and a slim pointed batswing bow tie with a white pleated shirt, Mr. Kyeremanten announced himself to…

We have made room for Senchi Consensus- National Archives

The head of Ghana’s Public Records and Archives Department has revealed his outfit has made available one of its dust coated shelves to accommodate the report files from last week’s National Economic Forum. Although he refused to give a definite date for the arrival of the files, the department head hinted that in a couple…

“I have a dream that one day the hen and the hawk…..”

The president, on a state visit to the Ashanti region has reportedly delivered a remarkable speech expressing an idea of national harmony towards which Ghana continues to struggle. The speech which echoed lines from Dr. Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech, has firmly established the Ghanaian leader as one of the greatest political orators…

Akufo Addo’s Brother Joins Presidential Race

The executives and members of the National Patriotic Party (NPP) are reportedly dealing with a shock revelation that could make or break their party. Sources within the NPP reports that the party is faced with a fraternal battle that could potentially split the party down the middle. No! Former president John Kufuor will not be running…

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