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Ferguson police ready to recruit Oscar Pistorius

Ferguson police ready to recruit Oscar Pistorius

Ferguson Police Department, specialists in indiscriminate shooting, it has been revealed, is reportedly willing to offer Oscar Pistorius a lucrative position, if the Paralympic and Olympic athlete manages to walk free tomorrow. “We are always on the look out for fresh talent and we think we have found someone who fits the bill. Oscar is trigger-happy,…

Elvis lands Nollywood movie deal after spectacular weeping act at inquiry

An unnamed Nigerian movie producer has reportedly offered Ghana’s former Youth and Sports Minister, a multimillion dollar acting role after Elvis Afriyie Ankrah put up an Oscar-winning display at the World Cup Commission of Inquiry. The Nigerian producer was won over by Elvis’s incredible ability to swiftly switch from the role of a composed confident minister…

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