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Russia 2018 World Cup official theme song released- ‘We Are Racists’

Russia 2018 World Cup official theme song released- ‘We Are Racists’

With just about 3 years before football’s biggest fiesta kicks off in Russia, fans around the world have been given a taste of what to expect with the release of the official theme song for the 2018 FIFA World Cup- ‘We Are Racists’ The Russian Football Union (RFU) said the song was written and co-produced by a…

Dzamefe Report recommends ‘Muntari slaps’ for all GFA and MoYS officials

Officials of the Ghana Football Association and the Minister of Youth and Sports who sanctioned the payment of $100, 000 to the Black Stars’ ball boy should be subjected to “Muntari slaps,” according to a recommendation by the Dzamefe Report. The commission’s 396-page report which outlines Ghana’s shambolic showing at the last World Cup in…

Ghana to bid for Winter Olympics if AFCON bid fails

Ghanaian officials have revealed plans to bid for the rights to host the next Winter Olympics if the nation’s last minute bid to host the 2017 African Nations Cup (AFCON) is unsuccessful. Officials admitted that they are hell-bent on ensuring that Ghana wins a bid to host anything- “even if it’s the Winter Olympics,” although…

Flagstaff House to be renamed ‘The Politician’s Agbogbloshie’

The Flagstaff House, the current workplace of honourable Elvis Ankrah and more recently, honourable Kojo Adu-Asare, will be renamed after one of Ghana’s most recognisable landmarks, Agbogbloshie. If all goes to plan, the Flagstaff House which is meant to be the official residence and office of the President of Ghana will be renamed ‘The Politician’s…

Ghana gov’t gains prized AAA looting rating from S&P

The current Ghanaian government has received a major boost to its looting credentials after gaining Standard & Poor’s top-tier AAA looting rating this morning. The rating agency attributed this morning’s upgrade to the government’s successful implementation of the Create, Loot and Share (CLS) policy. “Today’s upgrade is primarily driven by our assessment that the policy…

The new iPhone 6 & 6 plus come with ‘Wailing Elvis’ as default ringtone

Ghanaian iPhone fans will be happy to know that the newly launched iPhone 6 and the larger iPhone 6 plus come with a heap of new features including a new set of ringtones and text tones available only to users in Ghana. With this new feature, the default ringtone for all users in Ghana will…

Elvis lands Nollywood movie deal after spectacular weeping act at inquiry

An unnamed Nigerian movie producer has reportedly offered Ghana’s former Youth and Sports Minister, a multimillion dollar acting role after Elvis Afriyie Ankrah put up an Oscar-winning display at the World Cup Commission of Inquiry. The Nigerian producer was won over by Elvis’s incredible ability to swiftly switch from the role of a composed confident minister…

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