Cairo Clash: FIFA Asks Al Qaeda To Provide Security


FIFA has indicated it will allow only 10, 000 fans into the Air Defense Stadium for next Tuesday’s Brazil 2014 World Cup playoff return leg between Egypt and Ghana.

The rest of the 20,000 capacity will be filled by the security personnel from Al Qaeda, who have been stationed in Cairo since the start of the Arab Spring. FIFA claims these Al Qaeda fighters will do a fine job on the day considering they are themselves avid football fans, most of them having grown up in Birmingham, UK.

The GFA seconded the decision, saying it is delighted with the decision and has consequently directed the Black Stars to do the Al Qaeda dance for every goal they score.

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