Ghana-Kenya relations surged further “like eagle into the globalised sky of the 21st century” with reports suggesting a loan agreement which will see Kenya’s Uhuru Kenyatta temporarily take over from the Dead Goat.
This special loan from Kenya is part of a series of loan agreements which has seen Ghana borrow celebrity pastor, Chris Oyakhilome from Nigeria, the Black Stars’ absentee boss Avram Grant from Israel and two ex-Gitmo detainees from the US.
The Dead Goat, who has spent 4 “solid years” at the helm, has been accused of turning Ghana into an island of incompetence. Officials involved in the takeover negotiations are certain the process will proceed seamlessly “as if by divine-designed.”
An official statement released this morning said “the youthfull” Uhuru Kenyatta will lead Ghana to its rightful geographical place “at the centre of the globe, radiating light like the sun.”
“There’s the rainbow at the end of the tunnel,” ended the official statement.
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