Paracetamol is more potent than my juju admits Kwaku Bonsam

Nana Kwaku Bonsam has been forced to admit his juju has been unsuccessful, just days after his claims that he had inflicted a knee injury on Cristiano Ronaldo that will rule the Portuguese forward out of the World Cup. The Ghanaian fetish priest reportedly issued an apology to all Ghanaians just hours after the Portugal FA confirmed the world player of the year has recovered and is back in training with the rest of the Portuguese squad.

“I’m sorry for disappointing Ghanaians. Maybe I didn’t use the right mixture for the concoction or maybe the Portuguese team medics are just too good. Maybe conventional medicine works better than my spiritual powers. I just don’t know, but it looks like paracetamol is more potent than my juju” said the bemused fetish priest.

Kwaku Bonsam’s failure means Cristiano Ronaldo, who has not played since scoring in Real Madrid’s Champions League final win against Atletico Madrid on May 25, is certain to feature against Ghana in their final Group G match in Brasilia on 26 June.

Asked if he can use his juju powers to drive the Black Stars to win the World Cup, Kwaku Bonsam simply responded, “I will say yes, but you must remember my juju is like the typical Ghanaian politician- lots of promises, zero results.”

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