Pay packages of BOG, GRA, TOR bosses to include 100 pigs

The CEOs of all state owned enterprises including the heads of Bank of Ghana and the Ghana Revenue Authority, will receive 100 pigs as part of their vomit-inducing pay packages.

Each government appointed CEO will take home 100 pigs plus a monthly salary which ranges between GHC52,000 and GHC88,000 as well as a host of other freebies: free accommodation, free electricity, free water, free phone, a slave house help, a garden boy, a watchman, a wife/husband, 2 vehicles – 1 sports utility vehicle (SUV) and a salon car, a driver, free fuel and a gold watch.

The CEOs who collectively earn more in a month than an ordinary Ghanaian will earn in a lifetime, insist that despite the poor state of the economy, they were in no doubt that they “deserved their elephant-sized pay packages.”

The news has been welcomed by a large majority of ordinary Ghanaian workers. A cocoa farmer from the Eastern region said “pigs are the perfect addition to their pay package; any state official who receives anything close to GHC70,000 in such trying times has more in common with pigs than the ordinary Ghanaian.”