Mahama crowned fastest rapper after he spits 130 promises in 120mins

Promisedent John Mahama has been crowned the fastest rapper in Ghana after packing an astonishing 130 promises into a 120 minutes speech.

The tongue twisting list of 130 promises which included a pledge to team up, once again, with RLG to loot state funds through bogus projects give students in all public schools a tablet each, was delivered by the Promisedent in a speech which highlighted key points of his party’s 2016 manifesto ahead of the official manifesto launch in Sunyani  on Saturday.

Officials from the Guinness World Records who verified the Promisedent’s speed of delivery were impressed by the feat but were however sceptical of Mahama’s ability to deliver on his promises. “Spitting 130 promises in 120 minutes is impressive but if this man’s past behaviour is anything to go by, then I’d say it’s all hot air,” explained one official.

“The best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour,” the official added.