Trump aims to win over more morons by inviting Malik Obama to debates 

Donald Trump has gained a further boost in popularity amongst morons after a major moron accepted a surprise invitation to attend the third and final live debates as a guest of the Republican presidential candidate.

Mr. Malik Obama, a practicing Muslim and Kenyan born half-brother of President Obama, said he is “excited” to be attending the final presidential debate tonight as a supporter of Trump- a man who has run his entire campaign on a divisive and vitriolic anti Muslim and anti immigration message.

Pollsters say reports of the invitation of the 58-year old Malik Obama, who married a teenage Kenyan girl in 2010, “has enhanced Trump’s reputation as an all-round buffoon, making him more attractive to America’s many moron voters.”

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